Johnny Depp

JOHNNY DEPP Little Johnny Depp took the big step. First he jumped, then he cried, but don’t you ever say he lied. Edward took the Scissors Out of Johnny’s Hand, Johnny started searching For the promise land. Johnny loved the […]

The Tears of Hamlet

The Tears of Hamlet Hamlet was crying, the reason, he said, “My father is gone, my father is dead. He slept in the garden, he died where he lay, Now I’ve no where to go and no where to play.” […]

PYGMALION #Parody #Wonderful Tonight #Eric Clapton

PYGMALION              …      (Parody  w/ 1 x-tra stanza) One late night evening  / I was just bored to tears, So I fashioned a woman  / So lovely in all her years. But there was a […]

Oedipus Parody #Stacy’s Mom #Fountains of Wayne

~ OEDIPUS   (PARODY) ~ (CHORUS) Oedipus has got it going on / Oedipus has got it going on / Oedipus has got it going on / Oedipus has got it going on. (JACOSTA) Eddie can I come over to […]

PEGASUS Parody #FiveForFighting Superman #Finding Love

~ PEGASUS ~ # Finding Love (Easy to Believe) I just want to fly / They say I’m naïve I was meant to find / The clouds upon the breeze I want you to see / I want to find […]

Life is a Merry-go-round

Life is a merry-go-round, Sometimes it speaks without making a sound; Sometimes the truth can only be found In the simple things just laying around. Life is …

Oh Crying Isis

Oh Crying Isis (A poem about Cleopatra) Cleopatra is crying, the reason she’s said, “My Caesar is gone, my Caesar is dead— Another man’s wrath hath took him away, Now I’ve no where to go and no where to play.” […]

Johnny Depp

JOHNNY DEPP Little Johnny Depp took the big step. First he jumped, then he cried, but don’t you ever say he lied. Edward took the Scissors Out of Johnny’s Hand, Johnny started searching For the promise land. Johnny loved the […]

Chaunte Wayans

  Creative with words, Hilarious on stage, with Adorable eyes, the Unknown Wayans has Now come of age. — She’s Trading Spaces to bring about Eloquent rhythm that’s   Wild ‘N Out. An actor, comedian, writer & more, Your guess […]

The Tennis Commandments

Dear Pastor, I thought your sermon was smashing on Sunday. You put the ball in my court and lofted some good ideas when you said, “Division and strife are not true religion,” and also when you posed the question: “Does […]

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