~ OEDIPUS   (PARODY) ~

(CHORUS)
Oedipus has got it going on / Oedipus has got it going on /
Oedipus has got it going on / Oedipus has got it going on.

(JACOSTA)
Eddie can I come over to your cave
We can do that thing.  You are so brave.

(CHORUS)
He’s so brave.

(OEDIPUS)
Did you hear the tale from the Oracle?
Is it crap?  Or he trying to feed me some bull?

(CHORUS)
Feeding him bull.

(OEDIPUS)
You know I’m not the little boy that they said I was
I’m someone else and I know this now because.

(CHORUS)
Oedipus has got it going on, she’s all he wants   – he doesn’t know it’s wrong.

(JACOSTA)
Eddie can’t you see that I’ve got to set you free.

(OEDIPUS)
I know now that it’s wrong.
But I didn’t know she was my mom.

….  Scout’s honor.